Dear Wtich Fingers – Wow. You are the best tasting grapes I’ve ever eaten!
Dear Summer – We’re glad you’re here with your barbecue evenings, flip-flops and sandals, and general relaxed attitude. Let’s take it easy with the searing temperatures this year, okay?
Dear Hair – Welcome Back! My scalp is grateful for the built-in sun protection, and I’m delighted that you appear to be just as curly as when you went missing. Thank you, too, for the new and lovely “platinum blonde” highlights.
Dear TxDOT – Are you purposefully trying to confuse us? If so, you’re doing a Great Job!
Drive Carefully. Keep the Faith.