This is the day the Lord has made, let us rejoice and be glad in it! ~ Psalms 118:24
Dear Dress for the Wedding – You are beautiful and glamorous and have just the right amount of sparkle. I wish you had come with shoes already matched. Or that you could play nicely with the amazingly pearlescent snakeskin booties I saw today at the store!
Dear Moscow Mules – You’re awesome.
Keep the Faith.
Dear Water Heater in the Garage – Thank you for your many years of service. Thank you, too, for exploding the moment we all left the house in the morning, and spending all day pouring a hundred million gallons of water all over the floor and flooding the garage. You gave me a perfect opportunity to heartlessly toss dozens of boxes of ‘stuff’ and a pile of wood scraps my Darling Pack Rat Mr. Pea was keeping for SomeDay – without a single peep, comment or raised eyebrow from him!! Oh Frabjous Day! I can walk straight to the cabinet and open BOTH doors all the way! I can walk all the way around each of the cars AND get to the freezer without navigating an obstacle course!
Don’t Store Stuff in Cardboard Boxes on the Floor.
Keep the Faith.
Dear Adidas – Do I really need Ten (10!) labels sewn into my yoga pants with fabric care instructions in TWENTY (20!!) different languages?
Keeping the Faith 
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