Dear SyFy Channel – Sharknado. Absolutely the Worst. Movie. Ever. You have finally unseated Attack of the Killer Tomatoes from that illustrious pedestal. And? It was completely hysterical. We watched it last night to see what all the fuss was about and laughed until tears ran down our faces, not because it was funny, but because yes, it’s really that bad. “Sharks in a tornado. Sharknado. Simply stunning.” And friends, in case you’re thinking about checking this out with your family, this isn’t a movie for young kids. (My boys are older teens, so yes, they were allowed to watch.) Lots and lots of totally fake shark attacking gruesomeness – sharks in the living room, chainsaws, folks with chainsaws getting swallowed by flying sharks and surviving. Let your imagination run totally wild. You get the picture.
Dear Water Park – Yeah! You’re finally opening! All those kids you hired back in May have been patiently waiting to start work, and now they get their chance to earn a paycheck. Not for long, though, because most of them head back to school in a few short weeks. I hope you have a backup plan for lifeguards. Writing notes to their teachers requesting ‘excused absences’ probably won’t work.
Dear Watermelon – You, my dearest, sweetest friend, are the best part of summertime.
Linking up with the Ladies at Suscipio. Go visit today and play along with the 3-2-1 so we can all laugh together today!