Dear Barium Sulfate Suspension – I really could have lived my life without ever being introduced to you. Blech. Glad I opted for the vanilla flavor instead of fake banana. Chocolate would have been infinitely better.
Dear Machine – I think it’s funny that you look sort of like a ginormous camera.
Dear Advocate at Dr. Cloven’s Office – What a Surprise to see you after all these years! Your older sister and I were best friends such a long time ago, until her divorce, career changes and a relocation to the east coast caused us to drift apart. I remember when you were just a teenager, and now you’re married, have a pair of mostly grown kids, and are handling all of my insurance paperwork and scheduling my life for the next many months. The look on your face when I stood up when you called my name in the waiting room was pretty darned funny.
Dear Costco Pumpkin Pie – Thank you for just being you. And only $5.99. Now if I could only pry you and the Redi-Whip away from The Architect…
Dear Pomegranates – Your ruby color, tart flavor and delightful texture simply rock my palate every fall. You’re loaded with vitamins C and E, and I love you. I really, really love you.
Linking up with the Ladies at Suscipio. Go visit today and play along with the 3-2-1 so we can all laugh together!