Dear Barium Sulfate Suspension – I really could have lived my life without ever being introduced to you. Blech. Glad I opted for the vanilla flavor instead of fake banana. Chocolate would have been infinitely better.
Dear Machine – I think it’s funny that you look sort of like a ginormous camera.
Dear Advocate at Dr. Cloven’s Office – What a Surprise to see you after all these years! Your older sister and I were best friends such a long time ago, until her divorce, career changes and a relocation to the east coast caused us to drift apart. I remember when you were just a teenager, and now you’re married, have a pair of mostly grown kids, and are handling all of my insurance paperwork and scheduling my life for the next many months. The look on your face when I stood up when you called my name in the waiting room was pretty darned funny.
Dear Costco Pumpkin Pie – Thank you for just being you. And only $5.99. Now if I could only pry you and the Redi-Whip away from The Architect…
Dear Pomegranates – Your ruby color, tart flavor and delightful texture simply rock my palate every fall. You’re loaded with vitamins C and E, and I love you. I really, really love you.
Linking up with the Ladies at Suscipio. Go visit today and play along with the 3-2-1 so we can all laugh together!
Eat a Pomegranate. Keep the Faith.
Keeping the Faith 
The machine does look like a big camera.
Um, Dear Pomegranate Deliciousness–could you please be a little easier to get to? Unless there’s some secret I’m not privy to, you are not the easiest thing to eat.
Jenny, POM brand has them already seeded in a little cup, but I haven’t seen them at the commissary. Maybe you’ll have better luck.
Angela, I am sorry you have to drink that stuff.
When I had the twins, my nurse in the NICU was an old neighbor that I had lost touch with. What a surprise and absolute angel she was for me. God is in the details for sure.
Angela,
I will be back in Texas next week. Please let me know if there is anything I can do for you or your family. You have been in my thoughts and prayers.
I wish they were easier to eat too. They really are yummy. That machine scares me but if it does all the good it’s suppose to than YEAH!!!
Take care Angela.