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Achilles heel: Ice Cream

Battle cry: Bring It On.

Casket size: None — I plan to donate my body to science and then be cremated.

Deformity: one ear is significantly lower than the other.  To the point that when I make dangly earrings, one has an extra link in it.

Embarrassing nickname: Grace.  Because I’m not.  Graceful, that is.

Fish I’d most like to be if I were somehow, for some reason, forced to be turned into a fish: Mudskipper, because they show some inititive

Getaway route: Any path that will take me by a Carribean beach where I can become blissfully distracted

Hillbilly name (click here): Betty Rose Clementine

Inanimate object I most resemble: An hourglass

“Jack”, Favorite blogger named: That would be Jack Sh*t!, of course

Knot I have most trouble untying: Sheepshank.

Last lesson learned: Do not try to blend an entire blenderful of hot soup. 

Middle letter of middle name: A

Nearest Chinese restaurant: P.F. Chang

Oldest person I know: My MIL — She’s actually older than my Grandma

Pancakes, Favorite topping for: pecans and maple syrup.  The real stuff.

Quality I wish I had more of: patience

Rap artist I’d most like to chillax with: Usher.  Is he a rap artist?

Salad dressing I despise most: Catalina

TV show I wish would disappear forever: All reality TV programs

Underwear, Favorite kind/color: Clean, nude

Vice that I wish I could do away with: talking too loudly

Website that I check first every day: blogger

Xerox, Funniest thing I’ve copied on: a fern frond

“Yes,” Dumbest thing to which I’ve answered: “Can you help with the Cookie Sale?”

Zombie, Favorite “brain” dish if I ever became a: scrambled