Dear Masterpiece Theater – thank you ever so much for Downton Abby. I seriously want to dress for dinner like that. Actually, I’d like to dress like that for strolling the grounds of my mansion, for horseback riding, for conversing in my library, for having a picnic at my summer-house…
Dear Mr. Waldo – Yeah for you and the new job! I’m 100% convinced that it was my glowing recommendation that landed you the position.
Dear Kasey – You’re doing a great job learning how to behave inside. We haven’t had any accidents in several days. However, you really need to stop drinking a lot of water and then running around so fast that it comes back up again. Especially if you’re right behind me. You do need to stop fussing with the cat. He’s displayed amazing patience with you to this point. Keep it up, though, and he’s going to smack you with those spiffy claws and you won’t like it one bit. You are going to focus this week on learning NOT to jump up and pace on top of the pool table. And? No matter how cute it is, you may not sleep curled up on top of tall chairs in the sunroom.
Dear DirtBike – I am so, so sorry your mountain bike broke. You worked very hard building it from spare parts. I am extremely thankful that you didn’t impale yourself on the crosstube when the frame snapped. Trips to the emergency room stink. We will help you scour the lists and find a new frame, and I’m sure The Architect will help you put her all back together again.
Linking up with the Ladies at Suscipio.